skzbrust (skzbrust) wrote,
skzbrust
skzbrust

Fossil-maker's Blues

Inspired by a comment by hatfield13 (who is, no doubt, even now writing the tune.  I'm sure of it).

Demons and imps are all around
Screaming and chipping are the only sounds
I sweat so much it gives me fits
Just to fool those stupid biologists

        Chorus
    It's calcium and marrow and mix 'em fine
    I'm on the job from nine to nine
    Oh lord won't someone set me free
    From the Devil's Fossil Factory.

Add a little carbon and start the decay
Inject some mitochondrial DNA.
Gotta carve them bones so they look right
Then plant 'em in the strata in the dark of night.

        Chorus

Work all week for ninteen cents
Building evolutionary evidence.
You got no chance to organize
When the Chairman of the Board is the Prince of Lies

       Chorus
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