Demons and imps are all around
Screaming and chipping are the only sounds
I sweat so much it gives me fits
Just to fool those stupid biologists
It's calcium and marrow and mix 'em fine
I'm on the job from nine to nine
Oh lord won't someone set me free
From the Devil's Fossil Factory.
Add a little carbon and start the decay
Inject some mitochondrial DNA.
Gotta carve them bones so they look right
Then plant 'em in the strata in the dark of night.
Work all week for ninteen cents
Building evolutionary evidence.
You got no chance to organize
When the Chairman of the Board is the Prince of Lies